**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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