that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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