Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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