how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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