we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
