i used baking grease as lip gloss
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
