I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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