i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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