Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
