Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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