Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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