this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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