i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Randomize
