her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
