Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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