people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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