I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Someone shattered a urinal.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize