do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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