Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
He passed out mid-signature
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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