I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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