I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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