the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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