She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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