I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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