i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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