Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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