oh god the rape fog is back!
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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