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(919): View more from North Carolina

Can i not drive my cunt home

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(641): View more from Iowa

are you wasted or are you getting laid?

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ebdebdebdebd

(641): View more from Iowa

wow

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort

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