Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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