why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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