Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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