I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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