That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
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