So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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