i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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