So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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