That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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