the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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