belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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