no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
