OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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