How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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