I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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