whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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