im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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