You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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