She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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