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say what?
wanna hang out?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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