So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Randomize
