shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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