sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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