Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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