so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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